WHAT IS THIS?

lion or dog? =)

I think this is rather funny...

Court In India

Judge: Raj, why were you beaten up in public? What you did?

Raj: Sir I am innocent.

Judge: How can you say that?

Raj: Your honour, I was in crowded bus, my photo fell from
wallet, so I said to lady in front of me, 'Aunty, please lift your Sari, I
want to take photo...!

HELLO PEOPLE!

Hello everyone,my name is Becky.
I can't really respond to my name cos my owners always call me SIAO GAO.
I am small and adorable.I have a pink body,very smooth fur and super long nails.
I am very timid and afraid of small little things.

I was told to pee and poo on the newspaper but sometimes I can't control and let it out wherever I am.And always get scolded/beaten whenever I am naughty.

I like to chew on things too which my owners dislike.Sometimes their fingers and toes look really yummy,I can't resist thus bite them and get scolded again =(

I used to feed on dog food which doesn't really smell/taste nice.
Now I've switched to human's staple food-rice =)

And today,very nice yiling bought me yummy snack from pets lover.I overheard I must be obedient so that I can snack,I shall be a good girl.

I like to drink water cos I get thirsty easily,therefore my pee pee alot.

I love to sleep under the computer's table.
I am afraid of the dark.

I like to tang tang like little bf,both of us are lazy.

I like to chase didi cos he's very naughty like me.He likes to irritate me by blowing on my face,I wanna bite off his nose someday!

But I know didi is just playing with me,actually he's very nice to me.I love it when didi sayang me on my stomach,very comfortable leh!And he'll bring me out to the park to play.
I get very excited when I see her.She always bring me out to play too =)
I wonder what goodies she'll buy for me next time.

Once I shhhh shhhhh on her legs,sorry but I couldn't help it.And she got mad at me.

Today I was so afraid of the kids playing with skateboards that I ran away,and poor didi chased after me.I accidentely stepped onto poo poo and got really stinky =S

I had poo poo on my tail which didi and yiling are not aware of initally until they carry me to rescue me and had poo poo on their shirts as well.HEE HEE HEE....

NO SCHOOL=BORED

Somehow,I miss school.
The classmates I should say...

<3

THURSDAY IS GOOD =)

Cycling with L =)
Planned to visit the pet farm but we didn't know the directions thus went into the fish farm to seek help.But ended up staying in there cos its really an interesting place.

We went to catch guppies,like what we did back then in the childhood.Was quite paiseh at first with all the kids around which made us looked childish,but oh well,we did enjoyed ourselves except that we were itching all over,must be the over polluted dirty water!

I caught many many many guppies while lousy L caught only a handful.

Other than guppies,there's also fish therapy where by the fishes will eat the dead skin from your feet,I've yet to try that...

And prawning/fishing also available till late night =) New activity to kill time at night,woolalala...how cool.

The owner's son offered me a dog,I want it but I don't know whether I should.
So should I or should I not?

And Sony Ericsson T707 is in my hands =)
Too bad its Pink not green.

THIS WEEK I....

got fined $20 for Jay walking =S damn suay.
sat beside a guy with body odour in the mrt.
made power salad.
had a bad dream of uncle teng! NB,scare the hell outta me.
zi mo fa cai 5 tai in mahjong =D damn shiok ahhhhhh!!
gave my friends lucky numbers to buy 4D.
bought my own 4D for the first time,which didn't strike =(
tanning/swimming alone.
home team career told me if everything goes smoothly I should be enlisting in July.
MONSTERS VS ALIENS with little bf.
little bf's dog pee-ed on my leg =S
bowling which I sucked at,always the loser.
saturday was pleasant with jumbo seafood for dinner,party world and midnight massage over at west plaza which is open 24hrs!damn cool.ok,no idea why uncle william damn high that night! But thanks! =D
IT fair for the first time and it gonna be my last time,I hate the crowd.

need to get rid of ugly panda eyes.
nights!

First time,

I will be working at glow later,for the first time yes.
Just with Chef Alan,I foresee I will be very lonely,cos its only the two of us =(

I will be doing the vietnamese spring roll,so many lor!
Roll until my hands drop out!
bahhh,stop whining! Better pray that someone will come down and visit the poor lonely soul at glow =)

Another newly wed...

Congrats to cousin =)
First time I recieved ang pao during a wedding.I heard its for blessing,so hopefully I will be well blessed and have many many good luck throughout the years.

Photos will be up soon when I don't feel lazy,hee.
And many of my aunties don't recognize me,wth! i looked very different meh? =(

I feel so sleepy now cos I woke up at 7.45am.little bf the alarm clock wakes me up =D
xoxo.

One more Botak!

Dearest Kaki enlisted today =( Gonna miss him,and will countdown to the day he book out on the 18th =D
Hope everything's fine and good for him in Tekong!
JIA YOU NICHOLAS <3